TweetHahaha gross reps!
TweetA small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within' a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The female gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought about Byrol Lee Walton. A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Byron Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution so he approached Byron Lee with a proposition of mating with the gorilla for $500.00. Byron Lee showed some interest but then said he would have to think over the matter carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept the offer on four conditions. "1st" Byron said, "I ain't a gonna kiss'er on the lips." The zoo keeper quickly agreed to this condition. "2nd" he said, "You can never tell no one 'bout this." The zoo keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "3rd" he continued, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again, it was agreed. "And lastly, I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
https://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3
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TweetHahaha gross reps!
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetHehehehe. I guess its pc to denigrade rednecks. I like jokes that denigrade everybody instead of a single segment of the population.
-Rage (aka Andrew @ Muscle Maniax)
"Ok I'm here it's Saturday night at 11:00 pm and no one is on so I will go work out then!!"--Captain Canuck
[Referring to Pump]"I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."--Schwarzenegger
TweetHey...any true redneck would have also requested a six pack of Natural Light....
Tweetdamn redneckzzz
Tweetlmao, that was great. i needed a good laugh