TweetWe have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
lmao!
TweetMy tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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TweetWe have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
lmao!
TweetHaha. These are funny. Reps nucka!
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Those were great..I tried repping,
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Tweetlmao...someone needs to make those...there's a couple i could use!
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TweetMy favorite:
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
https://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3
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Tweeti like the knife in the back one...i could use a box of those in this buisness!Originally Posted by angryoldman
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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TweetOriginally Posted by FUZO
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetLooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
That's my favorite.
Tweetreps for you
Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!
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