Tweetgotta love the censorship lol
TweetMan goes into a ****tail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a ****tail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
Tweetgotta love the censorship lol
TweetLOL I should have thought of that when i posted it ....LOLOLOriginally Posted by Whurston
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
Tweetthats pretty gay when you can't say ****tail! Might offend someone