motorcycles vs. girls

* Motorcycles curves never sag.
* Motorcycles last longer.
* Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
* You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
* Motorcycles dont have parents.
* Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
* Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
* You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
* You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again.
* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
* Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
* Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
* Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
* Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
* Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
* You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
* Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
* If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
* You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.