NOW...I'VE HEARD IT ALL!!

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TweetTHIS NEWCAR SALESMAN (HIS BROTHER IS THE NEWCAR GENERAL SALESMANAGER) JUST CAME TO ME FOR AN APPRAISAL (HIS NICKNAME IS CEMENT HEAD!). WHILE LOOKING AT THE CAR HE TELLS ME "WISH ME LUCK FOR TOMARROW"...I SAID "WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMARROW". HE SAYS "I'M GOING FOR LAZER SURGERY". I SAY "GREAT, GONNA GET YOUR EYE'S FIXED?" (HE WEARS GLASSES) HE SAY "WHEN I GET DONE WITH THIS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FIXED"...I SAY "WTF IS EVERYTHING"..HE SAY'S "WELL, YOU KNOW HOW THE AVERAGE GUY USES 6% OF HIS BRAIN?" I SAY "YEA" WELL, HE CONTINUE'S "AFTER TOMARROW, I'LL BE USING AT LEAST 10%!!!" HE CONTINUES "MY BUDDY JUST GOT THIS MACHINE", ME PICTURING SOME GOOF IN THE GARAGE WITH A LAZER," AND HE'S GONNA HOOK ME UP!" BY NOW I'M LAFFING MY ASS OFF "WHAT DOES YOUR BUDDY DO FOR A LIVING?" I SAY...."OH, HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR!" ROTFLMAO!!! HE SAY'S "WHAT BRO?, THEY SHOWED HIM HOW TO USE IT!!!"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....CEMENT HEAD!!!

[NATE]

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TOMARROW"... TOMARROW". HE SAY " TOMARROW LAZER," LAFFING

I think you need to use the machine as well....

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I think you need to use the machine as well....

THANKS BRO...I THINK I'LL WAIT TO SEE HOW MONGO FAIRS! LOL

[NATE]

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THANKS BRO...I THINK I'LL WAIT TO SEE HOW MONGO FAIRS! LOL

when, Tomarrow??


Bwahahahaha!!!

[Prion]

TweetI used that lazer on my girlfriend and yeah it didnt work.

[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol...are you serious? Definitely a cement head!!!