Las Vegas

[countrychic]

TweetA guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking
> > >hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually
> > >asks the hooker, "How much do you charge? "
> > >
> > >Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
> > >
> > >Guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy Moly! No hand-job is worth
> > >that kind
> > >of money!"
> > >
> > >The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
> > >
> > >"Yes."
> > >
> > >"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
> > >
> > >"Yes."
> > >
> > >"And beyond that - Do you see that third Denny's?"
> > >
> > >"Yes."
> > >
> > >"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And I own
them
> > >because I give a hand-job
> > >that's worth $500."
> > >
> > >Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once, I'll give it a try." They
> > >retire to a nearby motel.
> > >
> > >A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he
just
> > >experienced the
> > >hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he
> > >says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1000?"
> > >
> > >The hooker replies, "$1500."
> > >
> > >"$1500!? My God! No blow-job could be worth that! A televangelist
> > >wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
> > >
> > >The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you
> > >see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And
> > >I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1500."
> > >
> > >The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to
> > >put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
> > >
> > >Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He
can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious andunforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some *****?"

> > >The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
> > >something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out
> > >before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and
showplaces?"
> > >
> > >The guy says, in awe, "My Lord, you own the whole city?"
> > >
> > >The hooker replies, "No. But I would if I had a *****."

[viper10139]

Tweettotally wrong..but funny!!

[jack hust]

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[gongshow]

Tweethahaha holy shit, that is just not right

[morebeefplease]

TweetOMG sickfunny though

[warpalien]

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[jtrzen]

Tweetso wrong on so many different levels.

[SINA]

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[njjuicer]

Tweetuh oh

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLMAO - MEN!

[CJWolf]

Tweetthat shit is hilarious ...

[Luftdude]

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