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TweetWoo Hoo, London beat Paris for an Olympic Bid……………I could care less, but I enjoy seeing Paris lose…………….I love you Vandoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Woo Hoo, London beat Paris for an Olympic Bid……………I could care less, but I enjoy seeing Paris lose…………….I love you Vandoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL..I AGREE. COULDNT BELIEVE CHERACH (SP?) PIPING OFF THE WAY HE WAS...WHAT A FLAKE!

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Tweetyou know they figured out what the awful smell was in Paris?































it's the french

[FUZO]

TweetHE LIKES BEING THE BRIDES MAID

[geesler]

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TweetLOL, I am happy about the decision too. French (Parisian?) arrogance/entitledness is so annoying. I still like you too vandoo.

[3Vandoo]

TweetFirst of all dear american redneck friends, I must tell you the importance of this fact I will mention in this post.

I am not french, I am a Québécois, my ancestors used to be French from 500 years ago over in Brittany, Gaul and some shitty northern coast where it is always raining. So one day they decided to say "Putain" and they left for the new world, way before your dear Pilgrims arrived in New-England. Usually they were speaking their native tongue some gaelic of some sorts but because they were His Majesty's subject they all started to speak French. Actually us, French-Canadian we were talking french way before the frogs over the pond. Well if you didn't know the frogs over the pond officially started speaking french in 1904 with the uniformation of a one national language.

The Parisian arrogance is real, yes that I must admit, same at the arrogance the people of Toronto have thinking they are the centre of the universe, same arrogance that some rednecks from the South have when going abroad "ya'll"
But these french have that arrogance since a 1000 years so you must admit they are refined in their arrogance compard to the newly arrogants of the new world.

Finally, about Paris and London, well let's compare the two cities

London: Full of people brought from the former British empire, let's say Paki, Indian, Nigerians, Ghana so it is gonna smell like curry all the way during the Olympics. Also we must take in consideration the London's Hooligans. think what will happen when the American will beat a Londonian sprinters? The British hooligans will beat the crap out of Billy Bob from Birmingham with a crowbar! Bad bad!
Also the weather, anyone ever told you that London's weather sucks! Actually it bloody fucking wankering bolloxic sucks! Do British make good wines? No so what will happen to the poor Oregons and California people!!!!!!!! But they do make some good Ales in cask(god bless them). Women: Have you see the british women, remember the simpsons? YEP it is true friends! They are not ugly but fugly, the only cute girls were the spices girls and in french scale they ranked at -10 out of 100.
Also, Big Ben, he's not that big, im bigger! Oh did I say "rain rain rain rain rain rain and rain!"


Let's see the Arrogance Paradise "Paris"

Well now in Paris, there no more Pärisian living there, only, Africans, Algerians, Tunisians, Morocans and what not brought from the former colonies! MAGHRBIAN POWER MEC!!!! "Yo cousin"! Paris oh Paris, sous le ciel de Paris! Did London had Edith Piaf ouiiiiiiiii LA PIAF! No, London never had a woman who wanted so much to be loved, because British women ARE COLD!!! God bless the latin blood of French women! God bless them, even if they drove me crazy but their accent, hmmm, lads close your eyes, imagine making love with a average french lady(for you this mean she ranks at 1000000 out of 10) and she moaning "ouiiiii ooohhhh ouiiiiiiii" "yes" "yes"
"hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtssssssssss meeeeeeeeeessssss" itzzzzzz gooouddddddddd"

You guys dont know it, BUT IT DAMN cool, second rank goes to the Aussies!

anyway, in Paris the FOOD IS DAMN good, it is cheap if you go to normal restaurant and not the tourist traps, wine is cheap, beer is cheap(PS: Northern France and Belgium and their 1 billion beers!) There wine, alot of interesting boring museum, PICALLE!!!!! Yes Oui, picalle where it is legal to pay for sex, Putain god bless Paris!

Will you have that in London, sheez you gonna be arrested in London if you have low short jeans to prevent some old fart of WW2 vet to have a heart attack, Shocking isnst? Indeed!

Now back to fucking Paris, no not the slut, who is ugly and pratically as rich as me, that Hilton, no no the real Paris in france!

Ok ok, Both london and Paris have a ton of Museums and boring things to do I admit!
But Paris get some sun atleast! The women are hot, and LATIN!!!!!!!!!! Passionate and so on! Also Paris is catholic,so the pope will bless that town, instead of these annoying protestant and a queen that think she knows all like the Archibishop of Canteburry's tales! well now they are going muslim and we should bomb the hell of the 5 millions muslim living in France with their fucking scarf!
NO Paris had the balls to SAY "HEY YOU SCARFED GIRL, NO SCARF HERE OR GET OUT"
Also Paris has Jean-Marie Lepens, god bless "Le front national" finally a party that say outloud what most of the people think but affraid not to be politically correct and not fit in the "liberalism"bs we are in!

Paris is Paris!!!! La vieille lumières!!!!!!!!!!

London is just a swamp MADE BY ITALIANS, sorry Romans where they were bored of sun, tocasna and olive garden and said to themselve "Hey Luigi let's invande that island named Brittania" "Mario vafaculoooooo LAD!" so they did, and these romans oops italians decided to built kick ass clothes and CARS, the best coffee, wine, super food, a new line of pasta was better to conquer the world that freazing their hairy wops ass in Londonium!

So all of that to tell you, I still love all my rednecks americans friends!

[3Vandoo]

TweetLe bump!

[HungarianBeast]

TweetHoly shit vandoo, are you bored today?

[3Vandoo]

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Holy shit vandoo, are you bored today?

looks that way, stuck at home because they are installing my new shower! damn it!!!!!!!!!

[geesler]

TweetI thought "Putain" was french fries on top of mashed potatoes with gravy on top?!

[3Vandoo]

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I thought "Putain" was french fries on top of mashed potatoes with gravy on top?!

LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA

Putain is "*****, slut,"

The french fries, gravy and cheese is name poutine

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The french fries, gravy and cheese is name poutine

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

[geesler]

TweetLOL- so next time I'm at LeMcDonalds I can say "Poutine, Putain!"

[3Vandoo]

Tweetthat's H*****'s, I think McDonald's doesnt do poutine anymore!

but stay away from the big chains their poutine suck!

and no, dont say "Poutine Putain" or theyll reply "fuck off french fuck!"