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    1. 06-14-2005, 05:57 PM #1
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      There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
      they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
      Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
      she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
      were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
      on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
      battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
      larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
      bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of
      these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her
      straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you
      explain the kids."
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    2. 06-14-2005, 05:58 PM #2
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      lmfao !!!
      If bigger is better then im better than ever !
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    4. 06-14-2005, 06:05 PM #3
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      damn! lol
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    5. 06-14-2005, 06:48 PM #4
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      hahahahaha
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    7. 06-14-2005, 06:52 PM #5
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      I LIKE THE LIGHT ON SO I CAN SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON
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    8. 06-14-2005, 07:01 PM #6
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      Yep, i need the lights on...
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    10. 06-14-2005, 07:37 PM #7
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      lmao....good one byron!
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    11. 06-14-2005, 07:40 PM #8
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      Im a visual kinda guy
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    13. 06-14-2005, 08:55 PM #9
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      depends on the chick i bring home, hey we all have off nights.
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    14. 06-14-2005, 08:58 PM #10
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      i like to see all the action so I can talk shit while im beating some chick down.
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      im sure byrons gf wants the lights off, i mean who would want to look at that sweaty mess!
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    17. 06-14-2005, 09:10 PM #12
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      funny but try and play nice. he doesnt have to be the ass of every joke.
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      Quote Originally Posted by badasz32
      funny but try and play nice. he doesnt have to be the ass of every joke.

      He doesnt??
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      ouch! good one!
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      Quote Originally Posted by president_fad
      im sure byrons gf wants the lights off, i mean who would want to look at that sweaty mess!

      we are all just haters of byron's girl
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