Saddam Jokes!

[3Vandoo]

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ow is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
Both look out their windows and see Rubble!

What are the two worst things about Saddam Hussein?
His faces.

What would you get if you crossed Saddam with a gorilla?
Who knows? There’s only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

What’s the difference between Saddam Hussein and a carp?
One’s a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other’s a fish.

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise programme?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What’s the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-1..

What is Iraq’s national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

How to you end a Bingo in Iraq?
The caller call B52

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[cyberlegend1994]

TweetDid you hear about Saddam Hussein's new laxative?

It's the U.S. Air Force - every time he hears a plane, he s**ts.