Math

[countrychic]

TweetMATH PROBLEM
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Ever wonder about those people who say
> > > > >they are giving more than 100% ?
> > > > >
> > > > >We have all been to those meetings where
> > > > >someone wants over 100%.
> > > > >
> > > > >How about achieving 103%?
> > > > >
> > > > >Here's a little
> > > > >math that might prove helpful.
> > > > >
> > > > >What makes life 100% ?
> > > > >
> > > > >If:
> > > > >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > > >is represented as:
> > > > >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
> > > > >
> > > > >Then:
> > > > >
> > > > >H A R D W O R K
> > > > >8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
> > > > >
> > > > >K N O W L E D G E
> > > > >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> > > > >
> > > > >But,
> > > > >
> > > > >A T T I T U D E
> > > > >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
> > > > >
> > > > >And,
> > > > >
> > > > >B U L L S H I T
> > > > >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> > > > >
> > > > >So, it stands to reason that hard work and
> > > > >knowledge will get you close,
> > > > >attitude will get you there,
> > > > >but bullshit will put you over the top.
> > > > >
> > > > >And look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > > >
> > > > >A S S K I S S I N G
> > > > >1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

[pudgy]

Tweetyou have too much time on your hands

[jack hust]

Tweetits still funny

[countrychic]

Tweet

Originally posted by pudgy
you have too much time on your hands

I am checking my email so I thought I would put in a funny joke!! You don't like them I will quit :p

[pudgy]

Tweet

Originally posted by countrychic
I am checking my email so I thought I would put in a funny joke!! You don't like them I will quit :p

i was only kidding, i love jokes .

[countrychic]

Tweet

Originally posted by pudgy
i was only kidding, i love jokes .

I know

[morebeefplease]

Tweetjokes are good

[Speedracer59]

TweetT E S T O S T E R O N E
20 5 19 20 15 19 20 5 18 15 14 5 = 175% :p