Tweeta lady places an ad in the paper that say looking for a man who won't beat me, run out on me, and is good in bed. a day later the door bell rings and she opend the door to find a man with no arms, no legs. i am here in your responce to your personal ad in the paper he say i ahve no arms so i can't hit you no legs so i can't run, but i need a good love too she replies, "i rang the door bell didn't i?"