T-MAN

[edvedr]

Tweetconversation i had this weekend
just gettin ready to go outside and do yard work....can't find my shitty sneakers i use for outside


edvedr: hey babe....did u see my old sneakers?
mrs edvedr: *silence*
edvedr: hon did u hear me?
mrs edvedr: umm why do u want those old things?
edvedr: cause i'm gettin ready to finish yard work and i need them
mrs edvedr: just wear your other ones
edvedr: oh u mean my brand new sneakers.....what did u do with the others?
mrs edvedr: *silence*
edvedr: MRS EDVEDR!!!!
mrs edvedr: ummm i thru them out....u just threw them in the garage so i figured u did not want them
edvedr: "just threw them in the garage" u mean how i neatly placed them next to the door....besides my muddy work boots...where i place all my dirty shoes so i don't track mud threw the house
mrs edvedr: in a very quiet voice "sorry"

[SUGARBABY]

Tweethahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I love her stories!

[bowbow]

TweetIf I want something I better not leave it sitting around or it will be gone. Not my shoes though.lol

[FUZO]

TweetNO NOOKIE FOR A WEEK FOR MRS EDVDR

[edvedr]

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NO NOOKIE FOR A WEEK FOR MRS EDVDR

well lets not get crazy now!!

[SMILEY FACE]

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NO NOOKIE FOR A WEEK FOR MRS EDVDR

LMAOL

[Got Gear?]

TweetSo this is the married life I have to look forward to.

[SUGARBABY]

TweetYes, GG? - how are the plans coming along?

what man EVER punishes a woman by withholding sex? except mine, of course.

[Got Gear?]

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Yes, GG? - how are the plans coming along?

Lol.. ask the fiance. I'm just letting her do it. Lol.. she asks me what I want, then just ignores the replies. Which is fine cause I really don't care. So long as I get married, have my family and friends present, and have a good time...I'll be happy. I say "let's have a BBQ, and screw renting china.. let's just use paper plates".

[edvedr]

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Lol.. ask the fiance. I'm just letting her do it. Lol.. she asks me what I want, then just ignores the replies. Which is fine cause I really don't care. So long as I get married, have my family and friends present, and have a good time...I'll be happy. I say "let's have a BBQ, and screw renting china.. let's just use paper plates".

thats how i was....much easier that way

[T-Man007]

TweetBro, I feel your pain! Right now I'm LMAO because we too just had a similar discussion. I couldn't an old pair of shorts that I use to do work in that I don't care about. So we are about to paint the guest room and this is how it goes:
Me: hey babe, have you seen my work shorts
Wife: which ones? (I love that one because I know she is using it as a stall tactic)
Me: the ones I always put on when I paint or do dirty stuff
Wife: the grey ones?
Me: yes, the grey ones
Wife: I thought you were done with those
Me: am I done doing work around the house?
Wife: I thought you moved on to another pair of shorts
Blah blah blah....

Same old crap. LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[edvedr]

Tweetlmao....yeah i figured u would appreciate this one....as i was walking around the yard cursin i said hey t-man would love this

[SUGARBABY]

Tweeted, make sure when she leaves that tea pot on the stove - the one that was in the fire - you accidentally throw it away because it was "empty" so you thought she didn't want it anymore!

ROFL

[edvedr]

Tweetno way...that thing was wayyyyy to expensive

[BM]

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well lets not get crazy now!!

ROTFLMAO!!! Yeah, some how I don't think Mrs. Ed would be the one feeling punished, LOL!