has anybody seen my

[jipped genes]

Tweetwedding ring? i lost that mutha fuquer! i am so dead. dead i said. my wife is gonna kill me. first she's gonna shit then shes gonna kill me! i am crying. not from sentimental reasons because the symbol of our love is lost but because she is gonna slap me around like pimp would a hooker that spent the money she earned on crack!!!!!!! big trouble if i dont find it. i stayed home from work to look for it. why am i on line? i am a dumbass!

[O2BESOHUGE]

Tweetwhy did you take it off???? married men shouldnt take their rings off!! .....bad!! ....bad man!!!

o2

[edvedr]

Tweetwell my wife lost both her rings a few months ago. so just tell your wife that edvedr's wife lost hers and now your even, that should work!

[wheelbarrel]

TweetGood luck, I haven't worn mine since my wedding, been married 11 years now. Personaly I don't like to wear rings or any jewelry.

[jipped genes]

Tweetbeen nice knowing you guys and gals. i tore the house apart cant find it anywhere i even checked the drain traps in the bathrooms and the kithchen sink. i pray for a swift painless death.

[lxorl]

Tweetsucks.. hopefully it turns up.

maybe your wife saw it sitting on a table and hid it from you ??

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetlxorl has a good point! Why did you take it off jipped? Too bad you don't have the chihuaua any longer - you could blame it on the dog. Then again your wife might order your son to wiffle bat the dog until he coughs it up....

In any event - GOOD LUCK

[edvedr]

Tweet

Originally posted by Friggemall
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Will homeowners insurance cover something like this? [/B]

depends

[LOCO]

Tweethow big was it? can't u just go now and try find a similar one? even an imitation (doesn't have to be real) till u find yours...
u could also buy some time with telling her u left it at work, in the gyms locker etc...
get a metal detector and search ur house

[71olds442]

Tweetgood luck man... i dont think ill ever wear mine.. i cant stand jewelry. i have never owned a watch, necklace, or anything else. tell her the truth... it fell off, you couldnt find it, and you felt so bad and sick over it that you took the day off work to find it. that should definitely make her feel atleast a little better about it

[HungarianBeast]

TweetJust tell her...don't lie.

[jipped genes]

Tweetall this for nothing!
oh i am straight pissed!

i called my wife to come clean and tell her i lost it.

she started in on me i was a irresponsible man that ring symbolized our love and i go loose it. i sounded like she was crying. i apologized 100 times. i felt truly bad. she let this go on for 5 minutes i really thought she was crying.

then she started laughing at me.

SHE HAD PUT IT IN A JAR OF JEWLRY CLEANER WITH HER RINGS! it was up in the bathroom cabinet all along she had taken her rings off to clean them and seen mine and threw it in too and didnt tell me!

i am too releived to be pissed but that was just wrong i wasted a vacation day and didnt even have fun being off because i was so worried.

*****!

[LOCO]

Tweetnow she owes ya one... use it wisely

[edvedr]

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Originally posted by LOCO
now she owes ya one... use it wisely

yeah dude thats sounds like she wants you to pull a prank on her! you should have fun with that payback!!!

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetoooh, she is straight wicked! *hee hee* I like her.