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> > >A very proper lady began planning a week's camping
> vacation for her and her
> > >Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for
> reservations. She wanted to make sure that the
> campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't
> bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her
> letter. So, she decided on the
> >old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode."
> >Once written down she still was not comfortable.
> Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and
> wrote, "Does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
> >
> >When the campground owner received the letter, he
> couldn't figure out what she meant by "B.C." He showed
> it to several of the campers, one of whom suggested
> the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church
> since there was
> >letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist
> Church.
> >
> > >So he sent this reply.
> > >
> > >Dear Madam:
> > >
> > >The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground

> in a beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a
> distance if you are in the habit of going regularly.
> No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat
> 350 people at one
> > >time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and
> Sunday of each week. Some folks like to take their
> lunch and make a day of it.
> >The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear
> even the quietest passages.It may interest you to know
> that my daughter met her husband there. We are also
> having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old
> ones have holes
> >in them.
> >Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to
> attend regularly. It's been a good six months since
> she last went. It pains her very much not to be able
> to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be
> more of an effort,especially in cold weather. Perhaps
> I could accompany you the first time
> >you go,sit with you, and introduce you to all the
> other folks who will be there.
> >

> >I look forward to your visit. We offer a very
> friendly campground.
> > >Camp Director

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