Parrots..........

[Workinhards Queen]

TweetA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have

two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do they say?"

the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's Obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know,"

he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots,

which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my

house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach

your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that

phrase... in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next

day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she

saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and

praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a

few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you

want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male

parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

[workinhard]

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[Workinhards Queen]

TweetLMAO ------ I love that song ! That would be hilarious ! But yes you would be a goner !

[crombie09]

Tweethahahaahaha funnny -crombie09

[FUZO]

TweetI HATE BIRDS

[SUGARBABY]

TweetFunny - but I had a bad run in with two parrots at the pet store and now they just scare me. Next Time I am in there I am letting the kitties into the Parrot cages!

[jipped genes]

Tweetdamn horny parrots. LOL

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[armani1072]

TweetLMAO that was great!

[Luftdude]

TweetLmfao

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