my anniversery was yesterday

**jipped genes** · 12-15-2003, 10:44 AM

i forgot, my wife came in the bedroom and gave my a box i said "whats this for" she laughed and said "happy anniversery!" my heart sank for i had forgotten this holiest of days in my nyquil induced stupor. i opened up the package to find a new fishing reel, for those of you who fish it was a shimano curado. $120 reel. i had nothing. i floundered like a fish out of water and begged forgivness and blamed it on being sick. she said she loved me and walked away. i left the house and bought her a new hair dryer.

i am going to hell.

SUGARBABY · 12-15-2003, 10:46 AM

Yes, Yes you are!

**leankid** · 12-15-2003, 10:50 AM

Hehe, it could be worse! Me and dad went out and got hammered, then when he stumbled to his bed at midnight, she reminded him!hehe

**jipped genes** · 12-15-2003, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by Sugarbaby
Yes, Yes you are!

NO NO! your supposed to say its ok you were sick.

im going to hell.

SUGARBABY · 12-15-2003, 10:52 AM

uhm, HAIRDRYER?

*LMAO*

**leankid** · 12-15-2003, 10:54 AM

hehe, you get her a $120 hairdryer? You pig!hehe

**FUZO** · 12-15-2003, 10:59 AM

A FUCKING HAIR DRYER YOU CHEAO SOB. GO BUY HER A DIAMOND AND A FUR COAT

**vengeance** · 12-15-2003, 11:11 AM

Dude... a hairdryer? a f'cking hairdryer? ARE YOU HIGH?

**jipped genes** · 12-15-2003, 11:51 AM

A HAIRDRYER! thats right she said she wanted one a month or two ago and the only place open was eckerds. its got a diffuser on it does that help?

**leankid** · 12-15-2003, 11:55 AM

That's fuckin funny!hehe

**Solo** · 12-15-2003, 12:10 PM

Good lord I feel your pain brother. And I'm so glad I'm not you. You better put your house cleaning gloves on for the next month and don't say shit when she comes home with some new.... anything.

**jipped genes** · 12-15-2003, 12:17 PM

i got her somethin good for christmas, looking in hindsight i could have given that gift to her and got her another christmas present. damn i am dumb

**Solo** · 12-15-2003, 12:23 PM

You gotta be quick on yer feet man! They will eat you! But first they make you suclude yourself so by the time they kill you, nobody misses you. *taps finger on forehead* they're thinkers man.....and think they do.

**jipped genes** · 12-15-2003, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by Friggemall
jipped, you better watch out, she might just dropp that blow dryer in the tub while you're in it.

You are so missing a chunk out of your butt brother. Good luck.

she has been civil to me and hasnt shown any emotion. thats what scares me. i have been so under the weather and taking so much cough medicine that my brain has been slowed to a snails pace maybe she wont hold it against me?

**Workinhards Queen** · 12-15-2003, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by jipped genes
she has been civil to me and hasnt shown any emotion. thats what scares me. i have been so under the weather and taking so much cough medicine that my brain has been slowed to a snails pace maybe she wont hold it against me?

Maybe hell will freeze over too !

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