Lol... every mom has them. And they love telling those embarassing stories to new girlfriends... at family gatherings...anytime she gets to talk about you.

So let's hear them! I'll start with my mom's... she has a particularly embarassing story she loves to tell girlfriends of mine. I only barely remember the whole incident...

Here's how it goes: I was about 3.5 years old and was playing in the garage at my grandparents place. While playing, I came across a pair of vice-grip plyers. Naturally I wanted to compare this tool with that built in tool of my own. Well, we all know how vice-grips work..they clamp down and then lock into position...well, at 3.5yo I wasn't aware of this fact. So yes.. you guessed it.. I accidently clamped that sucker down on Mr. Wiggly. And damed if I could figure out how to get it off... I guess I finally came into the kitchen crying with my pants around my ankles and vice-grips hanging from my penis.