A Message from 3Vandoo's Mother!

[3Vandoo]

TweetHello everyone,

I am 3Vandoo’s mother and I am here today to talk about an important matter.
This message is intended mostly for the ladies out here, the single ones or the one who have friends or relative cousins, sisters. Even guys with sisters or cousin or whatever females there are out there! Pref: aged betweem 22-27.

As all of you must know by now, my son needs a woman, and a good one.
He met his share of weird, odd, crazy women the pass years and I am sure you all know some good ladies out there that could be a good daughter in law for me and a wife for my little baby.

Here ladies, let’s talk about my baby.

3Vandoo is a 26 years old man,
is 6'2 1/2", 310lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes mostly Green or blue.
Has a bachelor in political science and a master in public administration. Have currently many jobs the primary is as a military officer, where my son excels and he so damn looking in his uniform!

The second one is for an insurance firm, and let’s be honest, it pays well! If he could just pay my bills the little bastard

The third is executive protection and security counselling, simple you need help him and some of his buds will do the job for a good amount of money, so therefore if you like to travel to Africa, my baby is your man!

He has special interest in Ireland, and especially Irish republican studies so often he end up in Northern Ireland drinking Guinness with some "freedom fighters" singing some songs and talking about everything british.
He also likes to listen to Irish music, Hell with that music, not enought I had an Irish/scottish father that now I have the son!

My son is sweet, adorable, and a big man with a big heart, unfortunately I think that his size is one of the reasons women dislike him, just his arms are bigger than my waist and his chest is large as a 18 wheelers, but this doesn’t take him that he a good guy, who is often lazy in what he hates, by the way he hates about everything!

He loves children and i'm sure he could do a loving and great father, also don’t forget he works everyday with teenagers to teach them to play that stupid sport where he spent half his life thinking he’ll go pro one day, you know! Football! By the way, he wants three kids, especially three sons, but he says he would like four sons, so he can do a full defensive line and coach them to be little killers on the field, but I swear never my grand-children will be football players!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course another asset for my baby is his sweet cool MOM, ME! That says it all ladies!

What else can we say about that tall dumbest, yes! Here ladies you know do the first step as my fucking big baby is so shy in front of a woman that he’ll freeze and wont say a word, the contrary to his father, God bless the man!

So ladies if you think you can handle that challenge, because yes it is a challenge and you are not from Saskatchewan and from France then you might email me to know the further steps to take, email me at find_a_girl_for_3vandoo@hotmail.com


Disclaimer: my son himself on threats of disownment wrote this message. Thank You, 3Vandoo cool mommy!

[addict]

TweetBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go on the show "the bachelor " your a shoe in :p

You might not get a wife but you might get some :P j/k

[LOCO]

Tweetman that's sad....

[oddball]

Tweetlmfao.....

[flexer01]

Tweetpoor guy!!

[FUZO]

TweetMOTHER LOVE

[THE JUICE]

Tweetcome to TX brother, I'l hook u up with alot of chicks here bro, they all like big guys.

[jipped genes]

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Originally posted by THE JUICE
come to TX brother, I'l hook u up with alot of chicks here bro, they all like big guys.

and lets face it the hottest girls live in texas. hell if i can score i hot woman then anyone can.

[3Vandoo]

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Originally posted by Colorao
This must be a joke...right?

yes!

[Sheesh]

TweetCome on guys, be nice. Take this plea for help seriously.

[3Vandoo]

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Originally posted by Sheesh
Come on guys, be nice. Take this plea for help seriously.

LOL

No

[LOCO]

Tweethmmm... somehow i don't think vandoo wrote that himself... it would have been full of grammatical errors if he would have done it... this one seems to be fine though (didn't read the whole thing but the 1st few lines seem to be fine)

[3Vandoo]

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Originally posted by LOCO
hmmm... somehow i don't think vandoo wrote that himself... it would have been full of grammatical errors if he would have done it... this one seems to be fine though (didn't read the whole thing but the 1st few lines seem to be fine)

vandoo's momay say FU loco

[JENNY]

Tweetlmfao!

[njjuicer]

Tweetvandoo is fuckin hilarious!