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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat
and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that
true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba," replied the lawyer.
"And the lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was given the hot
coffee that she had ordered?"
"Yep."
"And the football player sued the university when he graduated and still
couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinking! What I ! want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
for all the ugly women I've slept with?"

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