i work with a crazy man

[jipped genes]

TweetMy coworker is a former Marine, a true badass and a little "touched in the head" but good as gold.

we were having a meeting in my bosses office. he was being all grumpy and whiny. I do not know what was going through my buddy's head but he stepped behind our boss as if to look at the computer monitor from which boss man was reading stats.

Pulled his junk out, put it in the crook of my bosses arm as he typed and talked.

my boss looked at it, opened his mouth and leaned away from it in horror like it was a poisonous animal. My coworker stood there and leaned forward to keep it on him. we were all silent as a church mouse watching in shock and amusement. boss man could not get away from it. reached over with his free hand and pushed the beans and frank off with the backs of his fingers and kind of flicked it as if to ward it off so it would not come back.

my co worker put his stuff up, the only sound was the rest of us suppressing laughter.

The former marine simply stated "you were saying?" with his arms crossed on his chest

we busted out laughing hysterically, my boss stood up staring at my coworkers crotch with his mouth open in shock. without a word he reached across his desk, 2 pumps of handsanitizer and started wiping down the "effected areas"

boss sat back down and started laughing his ass off.

funniest thing i may have ever seen. we have a strange dynamic in our group. not much off limits.

[guage]

Tweetso .. one dude you work with fell just short of public helicopters in the bosses office and one dude can seem to keep his ass cheeks together ( your flatulence buddy.) sounds like all day entertainment for the sick and twisted.. I might find that amusing for a short time myself

[MOUNTAIN-MAN]

Tweetthat is cool must be fun to work there

[sofargone561]

TweetHaahaha such a Marine move!

[Dzone]

TweetYour boss doesnt sound like he is any authority or balls. I think I would have told the guy, Youre perverted ass is fired. Clean out your locker. LOL...of course I dont know the situation...sounds very sick and twisted LOL

[wutlisstrice]

TweetCould not happen where I work,being a right to work state and all...........he was going home,

[Dzone]

TweetI dont know too many bosses who would put up with something like that. He'd be gone and looking for another job. Ya, you are working with a crazy sick bastard LOL

[apbt549]

Tweetyea although it was funny if I was his boss he'd had been fired...

he sounds alittle out there that's for sure..

[jipped genes]

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Your boss doesnt sound like he is any authority or balls. I think I would have told the guy, Youre perverted ass is fired. Clean out your locker. LOL...of course I dont know the situation...sounds very sick and twisted LOL

no my boss is usually the one who instigates. he and the Marine have been pals/coworkers for over 20 years most of us have been friends and worked together for over 15 years. it all started many years ago when the Marine guy said "watch this, i am going to make him uncomfortable" and proceeded to get way too close to people when he talked to them.

we all tried to out do him. maybe hold a guys hand too long after shaking while staring in his eyes and lick your lips or just walk up and sick in someones lap.

it has gone way past that. at conference we got hammered and one of our guys stripped put an end of toilet paper between his butt cheeks and ran down the hall of the hotel yelling he was a cheetah with the TP flowing gracefully behind him. another time we were in my bosses office with the door locked and took sweet and low, lined it out on the desk like blow. he came unlocked his door and we blew away the lines like he was not supposed to see them. another time i took a tissue soaked it garlic bass bait attractant. taped it in front of the fan on a co worker's computer. every time he turned it on smelled like an Italian restaurant.

i love my people. it's so awesome to go to work with people who make you laugh so hard you almost pass out. Marine dude is definitely the craziest.

[rnixon]

TweetHaha to funny

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[toppjimie]

TweetKRAZY....