Tweetpeople with no sense of humor and the people who work for me
TweetWhat pisses you off more than anything, i'm in that kind of mood today, hey i'm not perfect it happens sometimes:
1. When one of my boys gets a new girlfriend, spends every freakin day with her, acting like his friends don't exist, then they break up & he calls & says, "hey bro, lets go out!".
2. People driving mini-vans.
3. My dog barking all night while i'm trying to sleep! (gonna get him a nice shock collar!)
4. A girl trying to talk to me while i'm falling asleep, or waking me up for no reason!
5. The overgrown homos at my gym who think they own the place and who are too good to put up their 100lb dumbells they just did 3 reps with on the incline bench press!
6. Repeating myself. I talk loudly and clearly, so don't ask me to repeat myself, homo!
Tweetpeople with no sense of humor and the people who work for me
TweetLM - you can generally take care of numbers 1, 3 & 4 with a liberal amonut of duct tape.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
TweetOriginally posted by LadiesMan
1. When one of my boys gets a new girlfriend, spends every freakin day with her, acting like his friends don't exist, then they break up & he calls & says, "hey bro, lets go out!".
Tweetlol, you are the biggest manipulative a-hole i've ever been around.Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
your crazy! women always come before men!
TweetLadiesman, you need a relaxing jacuzzi with Bouncer and me. I would love to make some fruity umbrella drinks for you. For medicinal purposes of course.
Tweetwhy did you guys only do 3 reps with the 100's?Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
Amen brother! i love watching those little nerds pick up the heavy DB's. i like to kick them and laugh.
TweetI would agree with #1. I hate people riding my ass when I am driving the speed limit and I hate it even more when I am speeding. Some guy was easily within 3 feet of my bumper and I was driving the speed limit. So I hit my breaks pretty hard. The dick had to hit his hard enough to make them screech. Serves his ass right.
TweetMy gf pisses me off,my mom pisses me off ,my side piece pisses me off,my sister pisses me off,fukin every women in my life,wtf,like my dad says if they didn't have an ass they would have a bounty----no offence ladies.
Tweetmy biggest thing is guys who talk when i'm trying to workout ... don't they see the headphones?
TweetlolOriginally posted by THE BOUNCER
cause i was doing some isolation curls
TweetPeople who fart just before getting off the elevator
Darrell Waltrip and michael Waltrip. I hate those bastards.
TRL
Dry counties
California
"There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."
Tweetmy roomate and his girl stay in their room.... with the door closed.... they never come out.... and she controls his life... he can't do shit unless it's cleared with her... fuck that! She even gets mad at him when he has to leave town for his job, whata b-yatch! honestly haven't talked to him in 2 months and he lives with me! I warned him! now he is gonna have to get her surgicly removed from his ass!Originally posted by LadiesMan
What pisses you off more than anything, i'm in that kind of mood today, hey i'm not perfect it happens sometimes:
1. When one of my boys gets a new girlfriend, spends every freakin day with her, acting like his friends don't exist, then they break up & he calls & says, "hey bro, lets go out!".
TweetbrosB4hoes! lol
TweetOriginally posted by THE BOUNCER
your crazy! women always come before men!
LOL~Good call.