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Originally Posted by guns01

we used to have to use them in the field during training and while deployed. that's the only time i have used them in my life and the best way to do it is to hold it until you see the cleaning dudes come and clean them out. then you can get in there safely

I used that logic once on a job site. Guy cleaned it, I speed waddled to the port o john before any of my nasty ass co-workers could defile it. I even sat on the black plastic seat and read the graffiti. Lots of stuff about people's moms for some reason.

Anyway I finished feeling pretty good about not having to go to a burger king or such. I got home, stripped off my clothes to shower and my wife (GF at the time) said "What the hell is up with your ass!"

I ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror. My ass cheeks both were BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the cleaner guy sprayed the fluid in there and got it all over the seat! I was in such a hurry I sat in it. Took 3 days for my ass not to look like I was paddled in a frat boy hazing.