Tweetbut if tv is gonna do sports, f*ck...do it right.

the ADFL - all drug football league, for example.

where any drug use goes - yep, folks...theres #98 alone down the the field a good 35 yards ahead of the closest pursuer. of course, he's headed to the wrong goal. lemme check. I see he is on crystal meth and zanax, so yeah...that'd explain is sense of direction.

and let them use weapons...chains, nun-chucks, brass knuckles, sections of galvanized pipe, broken bottles, barb wire....

laugh all you want - but tell me it wouldn't send the nelsons off the f'ing chart.

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