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I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!
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Tweetnooooooooooooooooooo...this happened to me last summer.....noooooooooooooooooo truthful story
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A river cuts through rock, NOT because of its strength, but because of its consistency...so let's f----ing do this bros!!!
Born2Juice4Ever biochemically designed for the people, by the people!
Tweetwent camping with my GF when we were 16. been out hiking all day in the 100 degree summer heat and no showers. she wanted to get frisky. pulled off her shorts and panties and started gagging.
she was embarrassed. i broke up with her soon after as i just wasnt sure what was going on down there.
Tweethappened to me......i had to pass
TweetMOFOs Golden rule to live by; "If you can't lick it...DONT stick it!"
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
Tweeti quit using the little pine trees long ago.
anyone who keeps up with TexSons dating tips knows the essential survival pack for any date:
condoms. lots of them.
elbow length rubber gloves.
adequate eye protection.
sufficient funds for bail.
smelling salts.
and most of all.....
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Tweetlmao....that has happened to every one.....lol
With Hard work and Dedication you to can achieve GREATNESS......