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      A couple are having sex when their son walks in. He runs out screaming. Dad says, “I’d better go talk to him.” On his way to his son’s room, he hears something in another bedroom, looks inside, and is shocked to see his son going at it with Grandma. The son looks up and says, “Not so nice when it’s your mom, is it?”


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      Whats long and hard and has cum in it?










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      Thats messed up
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      A horse walks into a bar....the bartender says "hey why the long face?"

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      Why do Polaks have such amazing noses?
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      I went to the Dr yesterday and he said I have a weak back....oh yeah? When did that happen?
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