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      Default Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...
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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      I used to hear that, around here, to be true.
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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      I THOUGHT WHEN U BECAME A CERTAIN RANK IN MARTIAL ARTS (KARATE) THAT WAS TRUE..IM CURIOUS TO KNOW..IMMA HAVE TO GOOGLE IT

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Google it yamaha. It is totally FALSE. This myth has been around for about 100 years. There are online places where you can pay to get a certificate, but it is just a scam.
      It is a way for insecure dudes to intimidate people. "I would kick your ass, but I am not allowed to because my hands are registered with the pollice department" LOL

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Quote Originally Posted by Dzone View Post
      Google it yamaha. It is totally FALSE. This myth has been around for about 100 years. There are online places where you can pay to get a certificate, but it is just a scam.
      It is a way for insecure dudes to intimidate people. "I would kick your ass, but I am not allowed to because my hands are registered with the pollice department" LOL
      I always assumed it was true because you can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon if you have been trained, right?
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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      I remember Jason Miller saying that he got into it with his sister and got arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon because of his training background

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      NOW THATS FUNNY!
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      "Before you go any further, I am required by law to tell you that my hands are registered with the police department as deadly weapons!"

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      i'm a rebel...i didnt regester mine!!! but i got a permit for my feet
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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Quote Originally Posted by Dzone View Post
      Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...
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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Quote Originally Posted by daved150 View Post
      i'm a rebel...i didnt regester mine!!! but i got a permit for my feet

      lmfao!

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      retarded...

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      Ringside Boxing has found a way for suckers & guys with too much money to give them $34.95. (+S&H) for a certificate with their name on it saying their hands are deadly weapons......

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      Default Re: Hands registered as deadly weapons

      HAHA! i hate when douchebags say that. a prosecutor can argue that you are trained in an assault case just like they can argue an individual was bigger and stronger

      but no such thing as registering a body part as a deadly weapon except my man parts LOL
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