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Just had some girl tell me her sisters MMA wannabe boyfriend had to register his hands with the police department as "deadly weapons". I told her that the guy is lying because there is NO SUCH THING AS REGISTERING YOUR HANDS AS DEADLY WEAPONS...geezo...
I used to hear that, around here, to be true.
I THOUGHT WHEN U BECAME A CERTAIN RANK IN MARTIAL ARTS (KARATE) THAT WAS TRUE..IM CURIOUS TO KNOW..IMMA HAVE TO GOOGLE IT
Google it yamaha. It is totally FALSE. This myth has been around for about 100 years. There are online places where you can pay to get a certificate, but it is just a scam.
It is a way for insecure dudes to intimidate people. "I would kick your ass, but I am not allowed to because my hands are registered with the pollice department" LOL
I always assumed it was true because you can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon if you have been trained, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzone
I remember Jason Miller saying that he got into it with his sister and got arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon because of his training background
NOW THATS FUNNY!
:happy::laugh::laugh:
"Before you go any further, I am required by law to tell you that my hands are registered with the police department as deadly weapons!":laugh:
i'm a rebel...i didnt regester mine!!! but i got a permit for my feet
You should have said WOW I had to do the same with my dick today!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzone
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Originally Posted by daved150
lmfao! :buttrock:
retarded...
Ringside Boxing has found a way for suckers & guys with too much money to give them $34.95. (+S&H) for a certificate with their name on it saying their hands are deadly weapons...:laugh:...
HAHA! i hate when douchebags say that. a prosecutor can argue that you are trained in an assault case just like they can argue an individual was bigger and stronger
but no such thing as registering a body part as a deadly weapon except my man parts LOL
well my pecker is registered with the porno police
My hands aren't registered, but I do have a permit for these guns .... (Points to biceps) haha
Some states can charge you with assault with a deadly weapon but it doesn't matter if you are trained or not. Trained people have the same right to defend themselves as people that aren't trained. For example, here is some information on California law from some attorneys website:Quote:
Originally Posted by tn94z
"hands, feet, and other body parts do not qualify as deadly weapons under California ADW law. However, if you use your body to inflict "great bodily injury" on another, you can still trigger an ADW charge. This is because California Penal Code 245(a)(1) penalizes those who assault another with deadly weapons, instruments other than firearms, and any means of force likely to produce great bodily injury.
lol, that's absurd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzone
so if one was to put a guy down and cave in an attacker's face with a knee it could be ADW?Quote:
Originally Posted by Body_Builder
i doubt many prosecutors would even try a case like that unless the victim neutralized the threat and continued to attack
I think it's geared more towards if you are the attacker and cave someones face in with your knee you might get an ADW charge.Quote:
Originally Posted by jipped genes
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Originally Posted by SFGiants
You SCUMBAG!!!!! I was just about to say that.You BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!! Damn SFG,I guess sick minds think alike!
Now being in MMA all of my life,I have also heard this rumor but can tell you that it is completely false.At least,there is no state ive been in where its true.As for getting into trouble if you get into a fight and someone gets seriously hurt,that is true.If you get into a fight with someone and you end up really hurting the guy and he pursues it.and they find out you are highly trained in any martial arts,you could get into serious trouble,possibly even jail time depending on what state law is.
now i HAVE actually heard of that. i read a local newpaper story about a bar fight and one of the guys was a pretty bad ass fighter....fuked that dude up!! the judge smacked the shyt out of him, far worse than just assult charges! hit him with everything he had at his disposal and told him that, with his training, he should have known better....Quote:
Originally Posted by F.I.S.T.
mine is registered with the fda as an addictive drugQuote:
Originally Posted by SFGiants
riiiight.....thats why you have to go door to door introducing yourself when you move to a new neighborhood!! suuuureQuote:
Originally Posted by badcompany487